Meet Allah in Mecca:

*** ﷲ ﻻ ﺍﻻ كسّ ٳمّك ﻮ ﻤﺤﻤﺪ ﻻ ﺍﻻ ﺮﺴﻮﻞ كسّ ٳمّك ***

And here I am, giving the Sacred Vagina enshrined in My Caaba a good slurp (wouldn't you?):

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Dear non-Muslims,

*** ﷲ ﻻ ﺍﻻ ﺸﻳﻄﺎﻦ ﻮ ﻤﺤﻤﺪ ﻻ ﺍﻻ ﺮﺴﻮﻞ ﺍﻠﺸﻳﻄﺎﻦ ***

have you ever wondered what that black log-cabin in Mecca is for? Well, here’s My divine answer:

جَعَلَ اللّهُ الْكَعْبَةَ

لمسترآح الْحَرَامَ لنَّاسِ

Translation: “ALLAH has made the Kaaba, the sacred house, a public convenience for the people” (Surah 5, verse 97)

How it all began...

*** ﷲ ﻻ ﺍﻻ خنزير ﻮ ﻤﺤﻤﺪ ﻻ ﺍﻻ ﺮﺴﻮﻞ خنزير ***

When I started being shaken by My own revelation, I entrusted it to a dear bum-mate of mine, the Propheteer Muhammad:

Here you can see him dropping the first surah (chapter) of My Holy Qur'an:

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Dear visitor,

*** ﷲ ﻻ ﺍﻻ ﺸﻳﻄﺎﻦ ﻮ ﻤﺤﻤﺪ ﻻ ﺍﻻ ﺮﺴﻮﻞ ﺍﻠﺸﻳﻄﺎﻦ ***

This blog is intended to present the beauties of My revelation, the Holy Qur'an, to a possibly large number of people. I hope you'll enjoy My divine words as much as I do.

Yours sincerely,
ALLAH (demi-god)

P.S.: In case you've never seen Me in all My divine beauty, just click on the link below:

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